obviously a quack
honestly, my career goal at this point might be to provide counselling services through tarot and astrology because i don't care at all for other people's idea of legitimacy and also it would feel great to spite my exes.
also to the person who left me a note saying they would keep reading if i discovered the CAPS key, fuck you right in your asshole.
it's 2020, the keyboard on my phone defaults to proper capitalization. this shit is on purpose.